I hate when you’re like “aww my dog loves me so much, look at that wagging tail and love ears and little doggie kisses” and someone goes “well actually those are submissive appeasement behaviors”
like okay so my dog’s a sub. so what.
the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.
the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today
The last time writers and actors went on strike at the same time, Ronald Reagan was head of SAG. If history truly repeats itself as hilariously as it keeps doing, this means in a few years we can expect President Fran Drescher. in this essay i will–
all workers' strikes are good. yes even if they're inconvenient. even if they're making your life harder. even if you don't get to watch your favourite tv show. workers fighting for their rights is ALWAYS a good thing
A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds
Which one is a lie
First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing
@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily
This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.
FUCK
Op, you said SHITTILY
one of the best things ever is when u find a really talented artist whos obsessed with an obscure/unpopular character and just lovingly draws their underrated guy 30 times a day even tho all their posts get 5 notes. these ppl are the backbone of society. they’re thriving theyre mentally unchained
I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you.